W(S)P DBoys Pep Rally 2021

This ain't your grandpappy's episode of the W(S)P.  This here is the 2021 Dallas Cowboys Pep Rally, hours before their week one matchup against the Tampa Bay Fucaneers.  They're calling me the white Michael Irvin minus the coke, ocho-ocho blanco, we groupon'ing BOGO a$$ eating buffets, buy one this week, get one next week for the Chargers, the bibs are on, the chopsticks are out, from dusk til dawn we making that sweet love in the hours of sweet love making.  On wax: Cowboys 34 Bucs 31.  Slap the double parental advisory sticker on this bish, ya bish!!  And I'm out, muhf!@#ers!!